Khas Untuk Jhazkitaro

Dear Jhazkitaro,

"...I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it last year in your closet and I saw you ignore my penpal in Ghana. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that your Honda sucks. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I hate your guts and embarrassing rash . Go and drown yourself..."

-Asmida-


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Muahahaha suspen kan? Sabar, baca kat bawah ni.

Tag dari Sufi yang telah lama bersawang.....dari dulu nak buat tapi asyik tertangguh-tangguh je. Maap ye Sufi. Lain kali aku pantas, pantas. Aku lambat bukan apa, aku nampak panjang giler, ingatkan susah nak buat tag ni, rupanya kacang. Kelakau la!!!

Jhazkitaro, jangan kau terkejut badak pulak baca entri yang khas utk kau nih ok. Moga dapat ceriakan hari mu.

Answer the questions below;

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - HighHouse - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - MongolicIdol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - How awful I've felt
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Hate your guts
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain


Based on the chosen answers, just fill in the blanks in this LETTER MEME :


Letter Meme:

Dear ________(the last person who left a comment on your blog/journal):

"...I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .___12___..."

-Your name-


Then, tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged.


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Kali ni aku nak menge 'tag' rakan2 alam maya baruku :

1. Emy Sulaiman
2. Kak D
3. Joely
4.
5.

Ala, aku tag 3 org je leh?

Hutang Tag Dari Sheri

Ni hutang yang telah berkurun, baru sekarang sempat buat. Sori ye Sheri. Jangan serik nak hntr lagi, wokey!

Soalan: Nyatakan 5 kedai yang anda pantang jumpa mesti nak masuk dan beli barang.

Sebenarnya sejak dok UK nih, aku downgrade myself.....dah tak mampu dah nak gi designer boutique nih segala (macam la kat Msia selalu pegi!). So kedai cikai2 je yang menjadi pilihanku....Antaranya ialah:

1) Julian Graves
Aku suka sangat dried fruits kat sini macam apricots, prunes, mango etc. Paling suka ialah unsalted cashew nuts. Susah nak dapat yg natural nih. Selalunya mesti salut honey atau bergaram. Dulu masa aku mengamalkan gaya hidup sihat (konon) aku memang selalu beli stok kat sini. Kalau keluar rumah tanpa bekalan dari Julian Graves ni, nanti aku merapu makan macam2 mende yg tak berkhasiat. Pastu kat sini selalu ada Grapevines (magazine) utk kanak-kanak.

2) Debenhams
Aku suka bahagian perfumenya sebab diorang selalu jual dalam bentuk gift set. Kalau kat tempat lain, gift set tu ada banyak masa time sale je. Kat Debenhams ada all the time. Pastu bahagian kosmetik pun camtu. Untuk orang macam aku yang memang hantu perfume ni, sesuai sangat la. Tapi kak Ina Glasgow lagi terer....dia tu bapak punya hantu perfume. Punya ler banyak perfumenya, boleh bukak kedai! Awas kak Ina, nanti kastam ingat kak Ina seludup buat berniaga lak. Kihkihkih.

3) Mothercare
Biasa le...kedai wajib utk orang yg beranak-pinak. Kalau tak beli pun, dapat tengok dan belek2 pun ok. Cerita pasal anak2 ni, aku dari dulu lagi kempunan nak beli pushchair (dan jugak car seat) yang elok sikit utk Alia. Dia ni kalu gi jalan2, WAJIB bawak pushchair sebab dia jenis yang malas jalan dan suka tido. Meleleh air liur aku tengok pushchair cantik2 macam Sufi punya. Ko tak nak perturunkan kat aku ke? Kihkihkih. Disebabkan harga pushchair yang MAHA mahal tu jadi aku pendamkan je hasrat tu. Nanti sebelum aku balik Msia, aku mesti beli 2 bijik. Untuk anak aku yang akan datang. Single sebijik dan sebijik lagi yang 2 tingkat tu. Walaupun Alia takde adik lagi, aku beli je dulu...bak kata orang "pandang ke hadapan". Muahahahah. Untuk pengetahuan korang, aku tak pregnant tau, tu perancangan masa depan je.

3) Primark
Ni departmental store yang jual semua benda dgn harga yg sangat2 murah. Aku suka sangat. Kat tempat aku baru bukak Primark besar, suka la aku. Sufi, sampai sekarang aku rasa bersalah sebab bawak kau pegi Primark kat Hounslow yang hampeh tu. Rupanya kat Slough pun ada, 4 kali lagi besar dari Hounslow. Aku tak tau masa tu. Kesian kau, dah la tergesa2 nak balik Msia time tu. Kat Primark ni, barang2 kanak-kanak sangat murah dan banyak pilihan. Inilah syurga membeli-belah bagi pendatang halal macam aku. Tapi owang putih pun suka gi Primark! Al-maklum la, keadaan ekonomi kat UK jatuh merudum. Banyak kilang kena tutup, pekerja kena buang. Kilang Honda kat Swindon tutup pengeluaran selama 2 bulan mulai Feb ni. Besday aku bulan Feb ni...saje je bagi peringatan awal kat orang2 yang berkenaan :) Honda cakap takde permintaan, stok keta berlambak-lambak sebab tu berhenti operasi 2 bulan. Kenapa dia tak jual lelong je keta2 dlm gudang tu ek? Boleh le aku beli 2-3 bijik buat mainan Alia ke. Selain Honda, company tradisi British macam Woolworth dan Wedgewood pun gulung tikar. Banyak company besar2 macam Barclays, BT, Virgin etc tergugat. Beribu2 orang kena buang keje. Alhamdulillah la kami semua tak terjejas.

4) Matalan
Kedai ni nak kata bagus sangat tak le jugak. Bajunya agak mahal sikit tapi kadang-kadang tu ok jugak. Hari tu kebetulan ada sale sakan, aku borong la 5 helai. Kalau takde sale aku jarang le menyinggah kedai ni. Lagipun kedainya tak le besar sangat jadi tak banyak pilihan.

5) E-bay
Ni kedai kegemaran aku! Aku rasa aku boleh dok depan komputer 2 hari berturut-turut kalau menghadap e-bay. Apa2 barang yang aku nak beli, aku carik kat e-bay dulu. Lepas tu kalau takde atau mahal, baru aku gi beli kat kedai. Boleh dikatakan kebanyakan barang2 aku beli kat e-bay. Dari lipstick ke kasut, baju, barang letrik, jam, segala la. Aku suka beli kat distributor sebab ada warranty n guarantee macam kat kedai. Sekarang aku dok berkenan jam tangan Fossil yang ada diamond2 tu. Berkenan sangat. Tapi setakat berangan je le. Jam tangan aku dah tamat riwayat (abis bateri je tapi aku tak tau nak pegi tukar kat mana) jadi kat sini sbb tak mampu pakai Fossil atau apa2 branded item sekalipun, aku resort to pakai jam tangan cap kapak je....

Itulah dia, alkisah spending spree aku kat sini. Aku kena jimat2 dok negara orang ni, sebab kalu susah sapa nak tolong? Kaum-keluarga jauh.....

Tag untuk 5 orang berikutnya, inilah mangsa-mangsa aku:
1. Viruspadu (kalau dia baca blog aku-walaupun aku rasa dia tak baca-takpe, nanti aku hantar amaran keras kat dia kalu dia tak baca).
2. Halwafy -Hepi Birthday!!!
3. Ezwin
4. Mangsa aku seperti biasa ialah kak Ina Glasgow
5. takde dah la...tu je.

Okey dokey....

Calling all Friends

Calling all fellow friends to do your bit in helping out those in the need.

I read this appeal from Kak Teh's blog (http://kakteh.blogspot.com) this very moment. We cannot just sit here and do nothing. Do something, play your role, even the smallest part.

"Mercy Malaysia has, on 30th December 2008, formed an Emergency Response Assessment Team to face the humanitarian crisis in Gaza strip. The team has been promptly dispatched to Egypt led by President, Datuk Dr. Jemilah Mahmood and Exco Member Norazam Ab. Samah".

Mercy Malaysia appeals to generous Malaysians to send it cash donations. Contributions will support Mercy Malaysia to procure emergency surgical kits, medicines and hospital equipments to help the hospitals in Gaza.

• Cheque is to be made payable to “MERCY MALAYSIA” and addressed to Mercy Malaysia, Level 2, Podium Block, City Point, Kompleks Dayabumi, Jalan Sultan Hishamuddin, 50050 Kuala Lumpur.
• Cash donations can be made via on-line transmission or deposit at CIMB Bank Account No: 1424-000-6561053.
• Donation form can be downloaded from here.
• Further enquiries are to be directed to +603-22733999 or info@mercy.org.my

Please convey this message to people you know.

TAG By Ida

Ni pulak tag dari Ida. Unravel the truth......oh, tidakkk!

Name: Asmida

Sisters: 2 (Yana and Anis)

Brothers: 4 (Asrul, Asraf, Afiq and Azim)

Shoe size : 6, but UK size 5

Height : 158 cm

Where do you live : In-campus at Imperial College London, Silwood Park Campus.

Have you ever been on a plane : Yup...and love it. Masa kecik berangan jadik pramugari tapi bila dah besar baru perasan muka tak cun so aku cancel la.

Swam in the ocean: Almost all the time (over la tu) masa buat Masters dulu. Banyak jugak la pulau yg aku pegi. Terengganu : Pulau Redang, Kapas, Perhentian. Johor : Pulau Tinggi, Pulau Besar. Perak : Pangkor. Kedah & Penang, Sarawak : Pulau apa ntah, lupa. Walaupun dah pegi banyak pulau tapi tak penah sampai kat Pulau Sipadan lagi. Apa la. Penah jugak snorkelling kat Haadyai, Filipina dan Jepun. Tapi itu dulu2 la. Sekarang ni hidupku tidak seaktif dulu lagi. Aku sekarang hidup menghadap pokok pulak. Buat research pasal terrestrial algae on oak trees. I want to do it again...not the study, the swimming and snorkelling. Suamiku, jom kita gi pulau....

Fallen asleep at school: One thing I hate but cannot afford it. I'm the regulars. Hmmm

Broken someone’s heart: A few times, unintentionally.

Fell off your chair : Nope.

Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: Biasaaaa....masa bercinta dulu.

Saved e-mails : All the time.

What is your room like : Small but cosy.

What’s right beside you: Mangkuk bubur nasi Alia dan headband dia.

What is the last thing you ate : Rice with grilled chicken, homemade tau.

Chicken pox : Form 2.

Sore throat: Selalu jugak.

Stitches: Minor one masa...tak mau cakap la.

Broken nose: Tak penah lagi, mintak dijauhkan la.

Possession: House in Sepang, apa lagi ye... tu je kot. Aku insan tak berharta.

Do you Believe in love at first sight: I certainly do....

Like picnics : Very much. The last picnic I had was when my hubby was here in UK. We went off to Windsor Great Park but as soon as we arrived, it was raining cats and dogs. So kami piknik dlm keta je. Elok je kami abis makan, hujan berhenti. So kitorang jalan2 je la kat taman tu sambil posing2 gitu.

Who was/were The last person you danced with : Alia.....satu-satunya my dance partner kat sini.

Last made you smile: Tengok gambar vacation, masa tengah cari gambar nak upload utk buat tag dari Sheri.

You last yelled at : Alia lagi...kesian dia. Takde org lain lagi yg aku boleh marah.

Today did you talked to someone you like : Takkkkkk...I spent my whole day in South Kensington, kursus. So my hubby tak dapat skype. Takpe, esok dia call. Bang, call tau. Arahan dari the Queen ni.

Kissed anyone : Alia lagi......kena marah pastu kena cium sebab mamanya rasa bersalah.

Get sick : Alhamdulillah, jarang2.

Talk to an ex : Not anymore. Last time masa ikut hubby pegi konvo kat UKM, terjumpa si ex la pulak. Masa tu aku baru abis pantang. Kiranya dah lama la...dekat2 3 tahun dah. I ni jenis yang setia tau...tak main la contact2 ex.

Miss someone : Miss my hubby very very very much. Tak sabar nak tunggu suamiku datang April ni. Pastu miss my family gak especially abah ngan ma. Kalau boleh nak bawak semua family aku datang melawat UK. Bagi diorang happy.

Who do you really hate: No one. Aku ni jenis cepat maafkan org.

Do you like your hand-writing: Not very proud of it.

Are your toe nails painted: Oh, tidak...

Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in: Any hotel beds are good enough for me (berlagak!)

What color shirt are you wearing now: Blue

Are you a friendly person: I think so....

Do you have any pets : Oh, tak berapa gemar la ngan binatang peliharaan ni.

Do you sleep with the TV on: No, selalunya tidur properly kat bilik tidur.

What are you doing right now: Updating my blog

Can you handle the truth: Yes... tapi kalu ada yang nak tegur tu jangan tegur depan org lain tau. I ni sensitip gak kadang-kadang.

Are you closer to your mother or father: Mother

Do you eat healthily: I do...sometimes. Ok, I'm trying....i'm trying.

Do you still have pictures of you & your ex:
Ada. Kat dalam kotak dalam stor di Sepang. Bukan gambar ex, gambar brader yg aku minat gila2 masa blaja dulu. Aku rasa tikus dah buat lari kotak aku tu. Takpe la, it's not important anyway. Tu zaman Jepun dulu. Takde maknanya lagi. Gambar ex aku tak simpan. Aku simpan gambar suami aku je.....

If you’re having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to:
My hubby and my mom. My hubby will lend his shoulder for me to cry on, my mom to rationalize the whole situation, sekarang ni Ida sebab dia tu jenis berterus-terang dan tahu matlamat. Dulu selalu dengan Widad sebab kami sama senasib, hehe. Widad, cepat la buat blog, boley kita ronggeng2 cam dulu.

Are you loud or quiet most of the time: Dua2 pun tak. Aku rasa aku ni kategori manusia yang berhemah. Hahaha aku dengar orang gelak? Tak caya ke?

Are you confident: Yes, I think so.

5 things I was doing 10 years ago:
Studying and enjoying life
Got caught up with life little hump, pastu dengan kuasa Allah semuanya indah2 belaka.
Enjoy bawak moto laju2 pastu bila ada keta, enjoy bawak keta laju2. Selalu kena marah ngan suami aku.
Suka order take-aways hari Ahad pastu makan kat lab sorang2.
Suka lepak2 ngan K lin Labuan, Intan, Ross, Anne, Dar. Rindunya kat diorang.


Things I would do if i were a billionaire:
Nak pegi haji bawak semua kaum kerabat
Sedekah banyak2
Nak pegi naik gondola ngan hubby, nak sewa private island supaya kami boley honeymoon sesuka hati.
Beli rumah, ada conservatory macam kat tempat omputih ni, siap ngan air-cond segenap pelusuk, ada swimming pool, sauna, gym...senang citer ala2 hotel la tapi homely la. Oh, mesti ada garden supaya aku boleh lepak2 baca novel sambil menyaksikan keindahan alam. Kah kah kah...berangan...
Pastu nak beli rumah utk ma ngan abah.

5 of my bad habits:
Leka
Suka bertangguh
Cepat kecik hati ngan hubby
Mudah menangis
Suka tidur lambat (sekarang jam 2.30pagi, aku belum tidooooo)
Bangun lambat (aku tak suka....). But I guess I was born to be a late-riser (alasan la tu).

5 places I’ve lived/living
Kg Bukit China, Kota Bharu
Kuala Terengganu (masa buat matrix kat UPM Terengganu, pastu lari masuk matriz UKM)
Seremban (masa buat matrix UKM kat Kolej Negeri)
Kamsis Burhanuddin Helmi(degree UKM-banyak betul kenangan kat sini. Di sinilah aku mula mempelajari erti kehidupan)
Pangsapuri Taman Tenaga (masters UKM-masa ni suka naik moto ngan Intan, Sha dan Shikin)
Arau, Perlis (masa jadik lecturer kat UiTM Arau)
Salak Tinggi, Sepang (rumahku)
Aku tau tag mintak 5 je tapi aku tulis lebih sbb aku nak tulis semua tempat yg penah aku tinggalkan jejak....jiwang betul la.

people I tag:Sufi dah kena kat ida, ida bagi kat aku, so kali ni giliran sheri. Ok sheri.

TAG By Sheri

Percubaan kali pertama buat tag.....

1. Do u think u are HOT?
Whenever I'm with him

2. Upload a fav pic of you

Takde gambar solo yg cun la...gambar family je. And this is my favourite. Masa ni kat Lake District. Cantik sangat tempat ni. Cuacanya best, nyaman. Pemandangannya saujana mata memandang. Aku berangan duduk kat sini ngan hubby masa musim summer sambil lepak2 kat kerusi malas. Sambil tu Alia kejar biri2.

3. Why do u like this picture?
Reminds me of those sweet memories, lots and lots of them.

4. When was the last time u ate pizza?
Last month, ready made. Four cheese deep dish pizza from Chicago Town. Tak jumpa lagi pizza yang sedap kat sini.


5. The last song u listen too?
Light up/Run by Leona Lewis. Snow Patrol's version of the song is not bad either. Uplifting tau, sesuai utk diriku ini, hu hu hu.


6. What are u doing right now besides doing this?
Screaming my heart out, Alia tengah main printer kesayanganku.


7. What name do u prefer besides yours?
Nurul dan Camelia


8. people to tag
Ida
Sufi
K Ina Glasgow
Yana
Intan
Aku takde ramai rakan bloggers la.....


9. who is no.1
Rakan berpoya2

10. no.3 is having relationship with?
She's married


11. say something about no. 5
Haven't seen her for a long time. Best friend sejak dolu2.


12. how about no.4?
My lovely sis


13. who is no.2
A mom with 3 lovely angels.

Sahabat

Baru je kejap tadi aku terjumpa blog Sheri. Sheri ni roomate aku kat UiTM. Teman gossip-gossipan. Dulu dia penah tulis kat blog lama di frenster, bgtau yg dia ada satu lagi blog. Tapi aku tak penah bukak. Lama-lama lupa. Hari ni terjumpa, suka la aku. Aku suka gaya penulisan Sheri. Ni yang buatkan aku nak tulis lam English jugak nih. Takpe la, aku tulis English lam blog Life is Beautiful dah le. http://asmida-ahmad-alia.blog.friendster.com/

Sheri, apa kabar dikau di sana? U lovely Aussie gurl! Dah jadik Aussie girl ke?